Final Segment and Interview with Agamemnon

 

Achilles is the immortal son of the gods and luckily for us he is on the side of the gods chosen! Achilles was recently seen dragging Hector of Troy's body. HAHA! DIE goblin prince! Soon we shall send Apollo’s bitch HELEN TO HADES WITH YA! Achilles shows no mercy to Agamemnon's enemies, to sit here on the beachhead and to witness this epic battle between gods and men is the greatest privilege of my long Greek life of 53. I've never seen more shadow masters in my life folks, its very epic and in fact....... An Iliad.

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My next point of division with the king of kings is his reliance on the intel that Helen of Troy is in fact hiding behind the goblin wall of Apollo. The Oracle tells me that Zeus has told our King, Agamemnon that Helen is in fact not here, she off prancing around in EGYPT! HIDING WITH THE GLOBALISTS! Those Pharaohs were always kinda bugging me anyway, lets go kill them next!

Alex:

My next guest is in fact the king of kings, Agamemnon fresh from his council with Zeus, sir, is the war going well?

 

Agamemnon:

Well Alex I have to say, we’ve had a lot of issues with the Walls of Troy, they are very big and beautiful. They make our walls look terrible in comparison, my scholars tell me these guys, the Chin, they have a wall. Some say...... The greatest wall, a big, beautiful wall. We need to build a wall around Greece Alex, and Apollo and the Trojans will pay for it. Very smart guys the Chin, some say… the smartest.

 Alex:

Sir, Poseidon and Zeus both support our war effort, despite those Amazonian WHORES sneaking behind our brave men and killing them swiftly, the dirty Trojans have also killed our brave warriors. COWARDS! Charging in with their cowardly cavalry charges, straight into my myth-wars spear, sir, these attacks are shaking our confidence in Achilles, is it true he has slain the goblin prince? Hector, if so, why hasn’t he slain all the Trojans for us? Our boys are dying out here, these globalists are making a mockery of our great Greek Army.

 Agamemnon:

Well Alex I can’t go into that due to national security, but yes, Achilles killed Hector, and he killed him beautifully. He Gave him a long..... painless death..........

Achilles chased him around those big, beautiful walls and Zeus loved it. Troy will fall Alex, Achilles is a patriot and a hero, it’s all fake news. Achilles has killed everybody I've ever had to tell him to Alex, we gotta Make Greece Great Again Alex, everyone knows it. Achilles will make Greece Great Again, with his mighty shield which is very good, and his spear that is..... Fine.

 Alex:

Sir, thank you for your time, I will let you return to your ship so you may plan the end of these globalist shadow masters.

 Agamemnon:

Thank you Alex, praise Zeus, everybody loves Zeus.

Alex: That's all the time I'm afraid i have as i am needed on this field of heroes, I am Alexander, CHOSEN OF THE GODS! This is Myth Wars, and you, are, the resistance.