Myth Wars segment 2

 

 

Now, it has been explained to me by my oracle that the gods in fact are debating the fate of the Trojans, the filthy GOBLINS! There is only one god that matters and that’s the one who has chosen Agamemnon, Zeus!!..................

 Apollo is nothing but a traitor! Building a wall for these filthy wife thieves is TREASON! 1776!..................

Apollo, the globalist puppet and fan boy of the NEW WORLD ORDER deserves a LONG AND PAINFUL DEATH!…………………

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Zeus can kill a god, he could end these traitors filthy reign, however the oracles tell me…….. Zeus chooses to allow us Greeks to do his killing for him! This is a policy I can get behind! Greeks’ spears are the chosen form of death for Greece’s enemies’ man and beast alike especially those Trojans! Women especially……… I’d like to be the first to offer Myth-Wars official spears and shields, proven to kill a woman 50% faster than a man in case of another Amazonian attack from behind Apollo’s goblin Wall! I killed a Trojan the other day, I saw him watching me bathe on the beachhead at Troy and I said, TROJAN, YOU SHALL TASTE DEATH THIS VERY MORNING! FOR I! ALEXANDER! CHOSEN OF ZEUS, KILLER OF VERMIN AND LEADER OF THE RESISTANCE SHALL END YOU! NOW DIE! Turns out he was a Greek wondering if I needed some soap……………….

Spears only available in extra-long or extra short, shields do contain lead and asbestos, items only available for sale in Texas or Atlantis, will cause cancer in men aged 18 to 32, we do not sell to women.

 

Achilles has been seen wearing a new suit of Armour that is said to be able to protect him from Apollo’s goblin attacks, get out of there and stop hiding behind that wall! Begone demons!…………………

 

Achilles shall kill all of Zeus’ enemies no matter what! Cyclopes's! COMMUNISTS! MICHELLE OBAMA! Achilles could kill all these vermin and more HE, CANNOT, BE KILLED! GODS OR MORTALS, BEASTS OR REPTILIAN! BEGONE! I SPIT ON YOU!.............